Deities and Doobies

By J.D.

(From The Good-Ole-Boy Network) 

God smokes the good stuff.

At least that’s what a Kentucky man thinks.

Ronnie Turner, a native of Elkton, Ky. was arrested Wednesday night after placing bags of marijuana on 50 car windshields. Turner says that God is mad at the world and chiefs herb to calm down over the matter.

Tuner confessed to Elkton police that God told him to spread the “marijuana message” after burning a blunt and listening his favorite country music album, Red-Headed Stranger, by Willie Nelson.   

  

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